Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
She said to bring taco sauce. Hoping that's a euphemism.
I'll be really easy to find... I'm the naked one rolling around in cats.
Some girl just walked passed me, said "fuck yeah!" and is now crawling up the stairs
It's Been clinically proven that people who have sex 6 or more times per week are happier than those who don't. Just and FYI. For your mental health. From a soon so be psychologist. Who is drunk.
He told me"I think your ready for this" and went into his closet whipped out a movie certiffied light saber.
Hey, taking organic chemistry means no one is allowed to tell you you're partying too hard.
Snow days are when you really appreciate that your neighbor is on your bang roster.
I'm a lady. Ladies do NOT hump the floor.
I'm in the Sheetz parking lot waiting for dad to finish a drug deal.
I blacked out and when I woke up and looked at the counter.. there was a full cake upside down. I dont even understand ...
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
You walked right into the door. Even the door guy and security guys were laughing.
they were drunk. and loud. and now they're drunk and quiet. or dead, you never know.
Would you still love me if I got a Whatever Forever tattoo? It's like the Emo kids' Live Laugh Love
Randomize
