I am not hooking up with him just to see what his penis looks like.
he said 'i want to be the peanut butter to your jelly, just without the crust' and then tried to take me shirt off
I wonder what it would be like to go to the dry cleaners and not have to inform them that all my clothes are stained with booze.
She threw her promise ring on the ground, that's when the freak came out.
after giving head I just always feel like I need like. ice cream. as both a means of getting the lingering sperm out of my mouth, and a congratulations.
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
I was Jaeger weird. I was rolling on the floor pretending to be an Olympic gymnast and my name was Gina
Awk. Hanging with her while messaging her ex about sex injuries he gave me
Tell me why I woke up outside of our hotel room Wearing a cowboy hat and boots in Las Vegas.
I'm too drunk to explain this to you. It's too hard.
Whoever was doing lines off my iPad is a dick. Also bring Gatorade, for I hunger
For Who flesh?
In 18 months of being married we've had sex with 7 different couples. Who said you can't have your cake and eat it.
Yeah but him not going to be sleeping in your sink this time.
My neighbour just came round to ask why we posted a spatula through his door at 3am. What do I tell him??
Did we go to Florida? My missing thong and DL just arrived in the mail. Return address was Tampa.
Randomize
