what do kids with lesbian moms do for father's day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card?
I will make out with the first guy who tries to pick me up with a lyric from a rap song. I won't even reply, just be on him like whoa.
there should be a relationship option on facebook "stillllll in a relationship"
Just so you know I would totally fuck you. Does that count as a feeling?
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
Just pulled a Kenny Powers on a snowmobile
Have bite marks on my arm where my temporary tat was Saturday night. Did someone try to bite Captain America or something?
One of the many mysteries surrounding the weekend...
Sex with him is like pizza, it can be shitty but its stillll pizza.....
My Canadian brought me three bottles of maple syrup, a sunflower, and a pair of Oakleys back to the states...he's either drunk or he loves me
I've just had two stress filled days in a row , I'm just going to shower and await your penis
I felt like I was selling my soul to satan but then I realized I already pawned it for drug money
If you're wondering about the mess, we had sex in the kitchen. There was noodles involved.
The awkward moment your booty call shows up to the Mexican restaurant and realizes you just picked burritos over pussy
I wanted one last NYC adventure and I got it. Now I just have to figure out a polite way to wake up the pantless former stripper illegal Russian immigrant street violinist chick currently in a vodka coma in my bed.
Pretty sure I was naked for most of the night.....success
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