Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
I just saw the preacher from the church I grew up in while I was buying condoms at the drugstore... he remembered me.
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
I ended up in a shower with 9 people and a bunch of unopened beer last night. I think I got peed on. Hands were everywhere. We sold the peed on beer to people knocking on the hotel room door.
Wow, now I'm sad I didn't go.
That is correct. I did in fact somehow pass out in the tanning booth for over an hour. And yes the attendant did have to open it up and shake me awake.
sitting alone on a bench with a sombrero and a bottle of vodka. really angry i got here before you guys.
So im waiting for someone at grand central and i look up AND THE ENTIRE BALCONY IS FILLED WITH BOY SCOUTS I AM TERRIFIED
"Work from home" is code for "morning drinks" right?
I threw up vodka and borscht. I'm done with life...I threw this up in a McDonald's bathroom btw.
She paid me 300 bucks to spank her and call her Baby Jane. Then we drank half a bottle of sippin whiskey. I'd call it a twelve out of ten.
Well, I currently have zero fuckboys and my vibrator just broke. A fresh start to May.
What's the best way to tell someone that I accidentally wound up in a gay harem?
Yeah it got awkward when the two guys we were playing beer pong against realized that I'd hooked up with both of them. Their teamwork declined after that.
Quit giving me a hard time, whens the last time you got head every night? Cougars are where its at they dont play games
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