She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
i can now get sex on a playground off my list of things to do in life.
I told her for every minute she spent down there, I would donate a dollar to the Haiti relief fund... totally worked
This is so fucking sad. Netherlands isn't even a real country.
i have one question about last night
if this is about your fridge being filled with hotdogs, sour cream, and PB&J open-faced sandwiches, i can explain
So can we talk about how we all three made out with the bike taxi driver in lieu of paying him. I'm not even mad, that's resourceful. You know what married girls would have had to do? They'd have had to pay.
He Facebook stalked his way right into my pants.
Hooker in the library. I repeat, we have a hooker in the library. This is not a drill.
Oh my god. That was the best half-hour of my life that didn't involve genitals.
New drinking game idea: Take a shot for every republican you see on facebook bitching about the ruling.
I can't believe it is only 1:30...I may have to stab myself with scissors for an excuse to go home...
just had an allergic reaction to my dildo. My life is ruined.
Yeah. Of all the things to be cock blocked by a plague is the most unexpected.
I’ve got a sex swing and lube, he’s not going anywhere soon
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