I just got a rly sharp new razor and was shaving down there...
and?
RIP clitoris
Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
I think the recipie for awesome sauce is butter and semen
im so bored in class... i just made a pie graph of my favorite bars and a bar graph of my favorite pies
Do you ever go through someone elses pictures and just appreciate the fact that youre not really friends with them?
Wheres my "thanks for using birth control effectively and not contributing to the downfall of society" card.
they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
He dodged my hug and greeted me with a fist bump. I slept with him the night before. The only thing worse would have been a greeting by chest bump.
He's just giving off this "someone be a bitch to me" vibe
I found him stumbling up to our building with a solo cup under his arm. . . He told me it was his favourite thing ever. He also told me hes never been drunk before.
Went home with a dude from UF last night. Just dripped chicken onto my phone and then licked it off. Going to pick up a bridesmaid dress. Mid 20s in a nutshell.
I'm not snubbing your weed I just had a really important rack of ribs to get home to
Well it might’ve been because you asked to play What Makes You Beautiful at the club
I don't know how it started but we all ended up shirtless andI was covered in crawfish and wearing a sombrero.
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