you screamed 'he won't go on a date with me, but he gave me a free junior chicken'
well imagine, me dating the manager equals free junior chickens for everyone
best thing about halloween? there are pumpkins to puke in EVERYWHERE!
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
That's saying a lot from the girl who takes her liquor with her to the library
I want to hump her dimples until her face caves in.
So many issues. You honestly need help.
that freshman chick we always see on the weekends walked into art class wearing a jaegermeister shirt and holding a monster, which she proceeded to shotgun with a pair of scissors. It sickens me to know I will never achieve her level
She said, "awww, you're so sweet" after I started putting on a condom. How many STDs have I just contracted?
Last thing I remember clearly was, "ok, but if we're are gonna get drunk before class, there's no half-doing this"
The girls danced. I drank. Then I danced cause I was drunk. Then I ripped tim's shirt off cause I'm awesome.
This is the Taco Bell dump we've all been waiting for.
So drunk I thought the door was feeling me up for a seconds
We drunkenly built a couch fort and fucked in it. I've known her since preschool. This was every childhood fantasy mixed with adult dreams come true.
Humming the Indiana Jones theme song as my hand makes its way to his dick.
Moms passed out wet and naked in a rocking chair again....
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
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