So Delta doesn't take cash. I used my card to buy a drink and asked the attendant if she could leave it open.
Listen, i'm watching playoff hockey and eating waffles. i just don't have time for your drama today.
I haven't seen any of my friends sober in months. We have classes together.
Update: I just puked into a sock. It was the only thing available at the time. Why I happened to be holding a sock, we may never know.
This honesty session brought to you by jagermeister inc.
You insisted on going outside so you could "breathe real air".
You will go out on a boat of flames filled with honor, sarcasm, and assholery, let me assure you.
I told him his only options were from behind or me on top. I was not about to mess up my $80 blow out before graduation.
No one's ever called me intergalactic cocksucker, before.
What does it say about me that I feel completely charmed right now?
Well I mean enduring a 45 minute conversation about C-sections was worth the 9 jello shots those soccer moms gave me.
I feel like I should acknowledge that I see you as a human and not a ragdoll sex object
He invited to drink but spelled forties wrong so no thx
Pretty sure my first birthday present will be a pic of an 18-year-old's cock. And I am OK with that
According to timehop today marks the 3rd anniversary of my 1st blackout
He caught a Pokemon on my head while I sucked him off. I think I need to marry him.
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