I'm going to shit on something weird... I can't wait
she looks like someone took a bunch of spare parts and glued them all on one face. it's quite horrifying.
even my worst enemy doesn't deserve a bush like that
i hope when i become a housewife i'm more of a gretchen and less of a vicky
i actually have a tan line from him holding my boob while we were sunbathing
He just showed me a video of his erect penis moving to the beet of the music when he was high, I think I'm in love.
just mapquested my walk of shame from saturday..bye bye freshman 15
If you could come over after class and poke me with a stick to see if im still alive id really appreciate it
I thought you just gave him blowjobs and he criticized your drug use.
Dude I walked 1.4 miles through the hotel wearing a cowboy hat, pink topped boots, gucci shades, and a scarf and met my parents in the hallway at 7 am how is this not a good start to Vegas?
Clearly my hormones are sending beaming lights to every penis in the area
It feels like you stuck your dick in a fire and then branded the inside of me.
She got the hiccups while deep throating me. It was epic. Once in a lifetime experience.
I think I pulled a muscle in my tongue.
sorry? thank you? I love you?
Vulcans are sexy now IT HAS BEEN WAY TOO LONG SINCE I'VE GOTTEN LAID
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