In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
Dude love is like an itch. You fuckin scratch it, then it itches more, then you scratch it and it itches more, and before you know it, there is semen everywhere.
you are insane
Why does lindsey know I was naked in the kitchen?
he said i was chugging vodka in the parking lot, gave my # to a married man, started a food fight, and passed out at the bar. how could he NOT consider that a good first date???
Is it weird that out of everything, Im most worried about chipping a tooth on his prince albert?
All I can remember is being told by a guy named Kyle to stay in the corner until the cops left. Then waking up on a porch outlined in beer cans 8 blocks from my house. Pregaming for college.
Is it related to planting your seed? Cause I don't know if you have studied the development of a tiny human, but that is some complicated shit.
Isn't everything in a man's life somehow related to him planting his seed?
you know you've had too much sex when your vagina hurts when you laugh
This is a sacred holiday in the land of the free! I do what I want!
I was orgasming and dying of laughter at the same time. I think I've found the One.
Well shove his head down there and tell him not to stop til we have a new president!
We went there specifically for you to break it off with him and I walk in on you two in the bathroom with his dick in your mouth
but he had pizza... so i win
I give up.
It was like I was gay for pay but except being gay I became straight and instead of for pay it was for coke.
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
Mandatory face masks - finally, a solution for lip augmentation failures and bad breath.
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