I wannas sexs uuuuu
____ banged a stripper...well technically she's now a hooker...
k, so I just picked a four leaf clover, then saw my dads penis. Lucky? I think not.
yeah she was being a bitch. do you remember me stealing ryan cabrerra's beer?!?!
just dropped my bong into 7 pieces, and carried the glass shards around my house. dad saw the blood dripping down my arms, and asked if i slit my wrists. way too high to laugh at this.
the can pyramid on my head actually reached a decent height before I moved.
While I faked being asleep, he literally prayed to God out loud, asking for forgiveness for losing his virginity before marriage.
Adults smoke weed in footie pajamas man. You just gotta accept me for who I am.
I was less embarrassed asking him to torrent the teen mom's porn. I'm not gonna ask him to about season 4 of PLL.
And i have once again masturbated to an amazing soundtrack. what a time to be alive
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
Our sex from this weekend should be engraved into a plaque or commemorated somehow. It was fucking amazing.
It's an interesting experience to pee while a bird meows at you.
You need to get out of the house more
now whenever i pass that house all i can think about is how i pooped in their yard..
I just found a live peacock hanging out behind the bar. I coerced it into my car and now I have a peacock bro that lives with me.
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