You work out of a Hotel?
He's telling me stories about how he made out with a 14 yr old when he was 22. I'm going home.
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
You were screaming at a bartender last night for not referring to you as god.
and apparently I tried to pay for beer with a tampon.
My roommate got wasted last night and went to the 24 hour Bally's Total Fitness at 3 A.M. He got back took his shirt off, made a protein shake, puked, asked me if he was almost as jacked as Ronnie Coleman then called ME gay before I could say anything and went to bed
I don't even know why I got my vag waxed
Ugh, tell me about it. As each day passes and the hair grows more, I get a little more depressed.
My bosses just told me they met their wives on one night stands. I'm stoked.
How does me getting a new dildo make you crave olive garden
The guy I met last night said we had a real connection and gave me his AA coin because he met me during his relapse
I didn't know he had a girlfriend until after we had sex when he said, "Man I really gotta stop cheating on my girlfriend."
I just bought 7 working mopeds off a guy for $300. We are 60% of the way to our gay biker gang dream.
MASS TEXT: Lets start a new tradition. Black Friday log pic contest. I'm waiting.
She said she is going to be sex-slave version of Princess Leia for halloween. You think there is any way I could pull off an attractive Jabba suit?
Has anyone ever blacked out at an art show your dad brought you to?
I mean his penis was perfect in pictures but its even more perfect inside me
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