When I went to court, my judge's name was Honorable Ball. I couldn't stop laughing.
that probably didn't help your case.
Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
Yea. The knew something was up when i told them i had to go pick up goat milk and and and a roasted chicken at 2 am
My dad just knocked on my door and told me that my vibrator was too loud
I just slapped my cat in the face with my dildo. You were the only one I could tell.
He probs deserved it.
Every good man does.
the only good thing about him lasting five minutes was that nobody thinks i had sex with him or that im a slut because we were only in the bathroom for five minutes
Can we make a pact that if we're 40 and still sluts that aren't married we can get civil unioned the fuck up and raise an asian baby as our own?
I've fucked 6 of my brothers' friends. I'm completely fine with him fucking the girl we ate lunch with.
Probably not well advised, but you're welcome to stop by if your not ready to end your night. You know, for Thanksgiving's sake.
plus there's no nice way to tell a guy you physically hate the shape of their cock.
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
My passport was stamped in Canada two weeks ago. One step closer to uncovering wtf happened that night
I spent last night dying strippers pubes green and landscaping shamrocks. That is why hands look like I squashed a leprechaun.
She told me the only rule was that I couldn't cum on her Batman blanket.
I was so drunk I got motion sickness from sex.
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