perhaps when you are drinking red wine from a tall glass with a straw it is time to call it a night.
Sandwiches eeeeeeverywhere.
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
i woke up with a shattered plate next to my head.
Chelsea handler, $19 million - Forbes women top 100. Seriously she shaped her career around her love of vodka. HERO.
You're breaking my vagina 4 times a day I reserve the right to know your middle name.
Even my psychiatrist thinks I should fuck the married guy.
she's unstoppable after she starts doing shots and yelling NANNER
I think I reached some stage of aging, have a sore/injured shoulder from sex, next up carpal tunnel from sexting.
What the hell man, you basically stole my girlfriend with a bucket of KFC.
The stripper told Tom to sort his life out
Jimmy johns delivers to the bar behind work. Happy vodka day!
This is the most aggressive rendition of that Proclaimers song I ever heard.
My mom just used the chap stick I used right after giving him a blow job. I am a horrible daughter :(
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