yeah, i liked him til i heard he had a sac that could apparently smother my face.
my ultimate dream in life is to have sperm so powerful that it will rival that of jim bob duggar.
we're doing beer bongs from the windmill...epic
That's why they call him "the cheesegrater".
I wish we couldve been like jesus and the desiples tongith
If I had that in my pants Omg I would want a shirt made so everyone knew
He gave me one look and told me I'm not allowed to board the plane if I'm still as drunk by departure time.
DICK PUNCH EXTRAVAGANZAAAAAA!!!!!
Men are not even allowed to look at you without a condom on.
I have no idea what that means but I'm googling things just so I can watch my thumbs move
My dick looks like crazy bread
pics are now mandatory
I mean, "boo" isn't the appropriate response to someone dying...
Def went to work still drunk... the only comment i got was good to see you drinking more water...
I haven't lost it. I know I'm not a prophet. It was a joke.
After the edible you claimed you were talking to my cat. We're in our 30s now, what was once cute is now a liability.
So uh. Your future in porn. Would you be willing to wear an alien costume for it?
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