wow, farting in latex pants is really awkward.
What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
worse things have happened to me. but if it will make you feel better you can pay for my therapist sessions next week.
I just found out my favorite drunk show, Repo Men, is just reenactments. I can't express through words my disappointment.
What do you mean you don't pregame your bikini waxes?
No I'm not coming over. That Bob Ross drinking game is too intense.
They just caught the deck on fire and I ran out with cups off the beer pong table filled with water from the toilet. It was the closest water source.
you should be careful. everyone knows your chances of pregnancy increase by 100 percent when youre the daughter of a religious figure
I think we should bring back the casual nipple tassel
I'm so sick
I would imagine. You did most of your drinking for brazil last night.
That and I think I got food poisoning from sharing nachos with that homeless guy..
That's how I like my men: traumatized and crying in a ball
How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
Woke up with two different flip flops on sum burnt at the beach. Who are these French kids plz come back
We found him. He was passed out in a McDonalds booth with at least 6 big Mac wrappers. The employee said he kept yelling that he was in America and had the freedom to have big macs. Fucking Italians...
You can't give me tequila around boys who have girlfriends. That ain't new.
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