Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
So I ate yogurt with the back of my toothbrush. I feel like I've officially been initiated into college.
He doesn't fuck you and he's married, why do you keep letting him cum all over your stomach?
In the hopes he'll just put it in one day?
He has a really nice penis but its like a model that wasn't built to scale
I'm pretty sure the guy she brought home is a polish porn star..
i was holding a cup in her face for her to throw up in while screaming THIS IS THE DEFINITION OF FRIENDSHIP
That awkward moment when the dude you blew on camera in college friend requests you on Facebook.
Who is this?!????
That awkward moment when you think you're texting a friend the above statement, but instead you text a stranger.
Can I chase this vodka with an onion?
I feel like I was playing penis roulette last night nd I landed on the wrong one.
Hey, if a dude can't randomly belt out Whitney Houston tunes from time to time, is life really worth living??
So the remote for the camera in the photo booth must have gotten dropped on the floor. while you were in there. having a threesome. on the floor of the room where my parents stay when they visit me. so thanks.
you woke up this morning in a laundry basket, only wearing rainboots.
Did I ever tell you what happened that night after he ran you over?
i woke up to drewlling on a plate of eggrolls half naked halfway between my bed and the floor, and i have no idea where my pants went
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