i just found out that washing ur bong in the dishwasher works. its been a productive day
No. I was horrified and confused as to why you thought scrambled eggs and cottage cheese was a good mix
Dude I think my special talent is falling in drunkenly falling in front of a cop and getting away. This is the second time.
He is making me drink his THC water out of a milk jug.
I have no words
Neither did my mom, when she walked in on me squating with my balls in a cup of hot water.
My boss walked in on me puking in the urinal while taking a piss. Sunday funday is eroding my last shred of credibility at work.
I feel like when purchasing hard liquor on a Monday I also need to buy a happy 21st bday card to not seem so pathetic
if masturbating while stoned isn't called "weed whacking" then i just don't know how to live my life anymore
That BJ in the bathroom was definitely worth the $20 cover.
Also this is super embarrassing but sorry for licking your chest
I believe the question is can one ever have too many vibrators?
I just want to eat Taco Bell and throw it up on his doorstep.
Went to go look for a friend that was missing since 3am, found her passed out in the hallway of the apartment, guessing it was a good night
He is farting the alphabet right now. In the goddamned restaurant. You don't get to recommend men anymore. Or restaurants for that matter.
There's even glitter on my cock...
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