what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
she farted while i was going down on her. not doing that again
The solution to mudbutt is never ever Clorox wipes. It stings soooooooo bad.
According to google history I spent most of last night trying to buy an elephant.
I'm going to start telling people I'm a sophomore so they stop asking me about college and what I want to do with my life
When his Irish accent comes out my uterus hums. Or some productive organ down there, I'm not sure of the logistics
if she didnt wantt to be febrezed, she shouldnt have smelled so desperate.
There's a black statue of liberty dancing on the side of the road. Please hold while I join him.
Finals week...the biggest cock block since your brother threatened me with a beer bottle at the bar.
But mostly the blowjob in the airport bathroom was what I was laughing at.
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
I recommend we watch the Super Bowl together and have celebratory sex if we win. Good news is I don't have a team I dislike so were guaranteed a win.
I could tell my life story through kermit memes
Hey did you take a shower last night at like 4am?
"ummm...." (Thinking in my head) wet towel, soaking wet hair, clean pjs on backwards... "that would make more sense then what I thought happened..."
We're hate flirting, damnit.
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