Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
I can feel you judging me through the phone.
After giving the pizza guy directions you told him to look for the big stupid looking kid outside in purple
I found out during it when he said "my girlfriend never does this" so he's all to blame, I had no idea until half way through.
Do ex girlfriends even count for summer sexcapades. Seems like the damage had already been done
Victory lap
You're probably reading this when you wake up from your "nap" in the front yard. Maybe next week you should go to class, and not start Thirsty Thursday at 9:30 in the morning.
I packed spaghetti and rum. But panties? Nah
He told me "it wants a kiss" WHY HAS THIS HAPPENED WITH 2 DIFFERENT PEOPLE.
If I walk in on you beating off, at least have the fucking decency to STOP BEATING OFF!
Then she said I give the best mouth hugs and bar went silent.
I told my mom I'm great in bed. That is quality mother daughter bonding.
I spent the entire night stroking his hair. He was cool with it. Never thought a ginger stoner would help me work through my social anxiety but here we are.
So changing channels while she's on top is frowned upon. It's back to thinking about baseball again.
You have to give it to him that he fucked me out of the dull weekdays.
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
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