why do they call them blowjobs? ....unless i'm doing it wrong?
She has a concussion we think. Dancing to barbie girl.
I just walked in on my roommate beating off with no pants on, an unbuttoned hawaiian shirt and a cowboy hat, and he weights 300 pounds
Too bad you can't keep me under your desk. You'd love that wouldn't you? Massages, blowjobs, and I'd be forced to be quiet all day.
i hope youre ready for a shit show because we just ordered a whole pitcher of red headed sluts
I'm so high I would give anything in the world to be inside my lava lamp right now
So instead of asking me for my number, he asked for my dad's because he wanted to "thank the man that helped create those tits."
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
So if I get kidnapped from my office and go missing for a few days does that count against my vacation days and do I still get paid?
If the ex isent in town and im crying under a table somewhere because of it can we go to a drag show or something
I'm really tired of this guy walking his chicken in my neighborhood.
Just heard a 15 minute program on the radio about how cases of gonorrhea in the throat and rectum are skyrocketing in the US. Almost crashed laughing so hard.
Sorry, who is this??
You were pretty conviced that my dog was a spanish child and kept trying to read him the news from your iphone app
My younger brother asked me "to stop fucking his girlfriends older sisters"
Julius Caesar had a huge penis
WTF are you reading?
Ha ha! No, the guy in the Caesar costume last night. We hooked up. His dick was huge
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