Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
I've slept with so many tools that you'd think my pussy was Home Depot.
You stayed up for three hours wasted, feeding my rabbit 2 1/2 boxes of girl scout cookies.
the choice between paying your electricity bill and getting herpes medicine is a tough one.
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
it never fails, everytime he manages to fuck my earrings out of my ears.
then you gave the doctors and nurses bloody high fives
So you think it's my fault? I didn't give you the 10 shots you took nor make you eat the brownies we made... btw, i found your engagement ring, it was in the last brownie you wouldn't let me have while dragging me to my room.
When we were grinding I think your nuva ring fell into my shoe
Gosh, I don't even have that. Let alone someone to tie me up and whip me with Twizzlers.
Watch out, there's a giant vagina in the quad running around screaming at people.
If I had an Australian accent I'd be unstoppable. Teach me how you talk
I'm no doctor but I don't think balls are supposed to look like that.
So I scratched the whole boyfriend plan and got wasted. Wanna try again tomorrow?
Well, why would you bring gelado into a strip club?
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