Dude I'm telling you, conditioner is the best for jerking it in the shower. It feels great and afterwards everything is all smooth
sunday morning discovery: something purple, smelly, and sticky my hair. any suggestions?
I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
just walked past a girl in her cap and gown puking her brains out beside a tree. her friends were taking pictures of her.
So i told him he was the 3rd i have ever slept with and then i found out he had actually slept with 5 other girls besides me. And his reply was well your number one on this hand.
I'm going to be blunt here. I don't actually care what you're doing tonight. I just need to know if I need to shave or not.
There's nothing like sitting directly behind someone you fucked 5 years ago at church on Easter Sunday
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
I mean it was like cry my eyes out or masturbate in my moms bathroom.
Is it just me, or do you see your penis in that hand?
Walked in on my roommate covering his dick in blue frosting. Am staying with my folks for the Forth. See you Monday if the brain bleach works.
dad is drunk and texting us pictures of bread
going on fb and having 11 notifications all from you is absolutely horrifying
And pointless. I'm fully vested in all my calories coming from booze today. The salad just fucks that shit up
we should paint friendship bongs
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