I haven't shaved so I have to behave myself. I'm going to do this from now on.
I don't know where I am but there are firefighters
Its like I was sleeping with a kid. His gum fell into my hair while sleeping and he just wanted to cuddle.
Just assessed the damage in the bath. Two love bites. One bruise on the inner thigh. Strange awareness of what i'm assuming is my cervix. I've definitely missed you. x
I think i just threw up blood. i can't chill right now;
I will pee on everything he values.
When I'm famous, she'll look at her kids and go "I saw her buttcheeks beefore she was famous. I'm truly blessed."
Hey dude. I've got a mini fridge in my closet now so we don't have to worry about getting drunk and falling down the stairs on our way to get more beer.
my vag sweat smells like doritos
so now that we're not dating you have to stop sending shit like this to me okay?
Once you share a nude experience with someone and three Norwegian guys, you're bound for life.
im mad at you for telling me he ejaculated during "let it go." Thanks for ruining the song forever.
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
I don't care if his family has ties to the mafia, you go over there, ride his dick until it breaks off, put his dick back on, and keep on riding. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Thanks for the support, sis.
Em I need to know if his cum tastes like vodka. Report back.
Blunts beyotch
What? Joints? Blunts?
I'll refer you to my previous text: "Blunts beyotch"
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