I thought if I stared at him long enough he'd walk me to my car. but he didn't. he dddidn't. i rreally thought i had those powers.
maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
Yes, I am watching The Hills Have Thighs. And yes it is a porno remake of The Hills Have Eyes. And, again, yes, lesbian sex in the desert. Get the sand out.
Don't text me when you know I'm doing lines on my phone
you two started sword fighting with 3 ft tall spruce trees you pulled out of planters
I came so hard that my back seriously popped like 5 times.
I always knew I'd be the first one with an STD
When I start carrying a bottle in my hand, jumping from boat to boat with a grenade horn. YOU should know this isn't going to turn out well.
Everyone already knows you're a drunk, they understand.
Idk who invented dominoes cheese steak pizza but I wanna lick their balls
I was going to say I needed the exercise but now all I can think about is BJs
My work here is done
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
Trying not to look at her chest is like trying to not hear a fire engine racing by.
I'm pretty sure the girl in the stall next to me is waiting on me to leave so she can poop but I'm doing the same thing so it's like a Mexican standoff
I remember caressing his hands asking him if he moisturized, then i proceeded to put his hands on my face
Because talking after sexting is equivalent to cuddling after sex
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