is it bad that the cashier at chick-fil-a shouted "see you tomorrow!" as i drove away?
I feel like my nuva ring should have a vibrating switch.
i tried to hook up with a mom and then her husband came with num chucks
never trust anyone who drives a pt cruiser.... write that down
I went out in the middle of the night to smoke my weed.. Didn't realize my dad was sitting on the patio doing the exact same thing..
What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
I wish my head, heart, dick, and nose could just agree on something for once
the last thing i remember was the norwegian kid tacking a bag of wine to the ceiling, then boom! shower drain.
If you're mature enough to fuck him you're mature enough to tell him you don't want a relationship come on
Her instagram is literally selfies, cats, and guys she's fucked.
I have never paid for drugs and I'm sure not going to start today especially on a holiday
I changed his name in my phone to "Irrelevant" last night. Not changing it back.
"They let me see the x-ray. My nose is broken. I saw it. It was cool. Well, I guess it would be cooler if it wasn't my nose."
I like that you're more concerned about how I would find the time to clone you, than the fact that I have your blood.
dude im trying to eat his ass so can you stop for 10 minutes
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