Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
I brought my laptop into the bathroom so I can facebook while vomiting. New low?
she refuses to pay for the plan b and so do i. it's the most dangerous game of chicken i've ever been involved in. but i have my pride.
Most likely. calling 911 isnt usually something i do the first time i hang out w. someone, but hey. its a good story now.
Of course I lose my iPhone but still manage to hold on to the ruler for my dirty teacher costume
TAKE ALL THE MAERHMALLOWS AND PUT THEM ALL IN THE MAGICAL NIGHTSTAND
Ugh I miss culture and lesbians already
Something about being drunk at 1pm chasing seagulls on the beach while it's raining is very calming
I'm at the point where I'm more upset that he got to keep my bottle of Fireball than that he stopped talking to me with no explanation
You're too young to have this sort of Grizzled Old Drunk In Roadside Bar wisdom.
Do you remember telling our cab driver you were going to fuck a penguin?
He really only has clothes, like 4 boogie boards, and a bong here.
so we just got back from swapping peoples patio furniture around to different patios. some people might like unexpected change. others might regret living on the ground floor.
I'm sorry i showed you my boobs.. I probably shouldn't have done that.
I either have a problem or a really good solution... I just ordered my homecoming dress off of a website that sells forplay outfits.
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