Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
accomplished twins. life is a go
small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
You need to come back and get me. This is not a jersey shore party and he is not dressed as Pauly D and I am about one shot away from hooking up with a real fist pumping Guido.
tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
she was home schooled till college. were she learned how to give the most amazing blowjobs is still a mystery.
Woke up on the kitchen floor cuddling with the dummy we made of you. Hope your internship is going well.
There's cake. And donuts. And strippers. It's like 5 year old me and 20 year old me are throwing a party together...
Don't come. It's not even a party it's a total sausage fest. Like 20 drunk dudes in a bedroom. We can still drink by ourselves though it'll be ok
Can we just smoke a few bowls and eat grilled cheese while drunk in our hotdog suits at 9am ?
WHO CARES HE GIVES YOU TOE CURLING ORGASMS AND SAYS YOU HAVE KISSABLE SKIN AND RUNWAY MODEL HAIR....WHILE INTOXICATED WITH HIS BEST FRIEND. AND THEN HE SENDS YOU CUTE SELFIES OF THEM!!!!!!! WTF MORE DO YOU WANT FROM LIFE!!! DIE HAPPY ALREADY LADY!!!
I get so sad when I watch him slowly destroy his life with whiskey and cocaine. Then he bites my neck and I just want to fuck him. I can't help it.
How naked do you want me to be?
I’d say they were worth it. He screamed “your tits are fanfuckingtastic!”while he was cumming
Who did he bring home?
Idk. But did you see her shoe choice by the stairs, I'm really not expecting anything great.
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