Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
she pooped in my shower. pooped. woke me up and said she thought she farted but it wasnt a fart i went back 2 sleep and found it hours later. no longer hooking up w chicks my moms age.
or how I got to mom's but there is vomit on my shoes. I never thought i'd be recapping with her.
Just bought a handle of vodka with the excuse of "just in case we drink tonight"
Why is there not a 'day after acid' genre. Or even a pandora station or something.
As i looked at his penis, it stared back into my soul. No more drinking games.
Yeah? Well I'm currently predrinking downstairs in my room by myself. Absolut and water with a hint of mint because I'm using the glass I keep my toothbrush in. Fuck, you bitches better get off work soon.
Hon, I found you crying into a bathrobe in the back of a closet with a broken shoerack.
I wasn't an ass in college so much more like I showed my ass a lot especially during serious beerpong games. You know I don't fuck around when it comes to sports.
You are hereby uninvited from future Turnt Tuesdays until further notice.
Another development in my life...I think I pulled a muscle in my neck from vomiting this weekend.
When ur uncle gives you free weed, you take it
If you fuck her..... You will be in great danger. Like in so much danger it would be like walking into a pit of crocodiles who haven't eaten and you also just stole their baby.
I miss your drunken presence, and strong odor of hard liquor and potent weed.
Randomize
