Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
when i told him i was pregnant with his baby he texted me 'congradulations'
i pity the fetus.
remind me not to puke in the mesh trash can tonight
"Party in the USA" was played at church youth group last night. It was like everything I enjoy hating was aligning against me.
We've been fucking since Friday.... This is the most committed non-committed relationship I've ever been in
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
ugh... I can't wait for campus to get back. Then everyone will have other things to try to have sex with besides me.
We blazed in her bathtub. All 5 of us. Not easy bro
hey this is Madison. you gave me your number last night and asked me to remind you that you didn't fuck anyone. you okay?
Concert was great. Tackled the lead singer. Met him afterwards. He was cool about it.
I've already dropped her on the ground of a crowded bar dancing , been incoherent drunk to the point i couldn't speak and came within 2 seconds all on separate evenings so at this point she should know what I'm about
I think the cashier could tell I was sad. All I bought was penis shaped food and chocolate
That car ride home was pretty awkward. Your feeling up the girlfriend to the guy who's throwing up out the window. Thanks for that.
I'm in the Sheetz parking lot waiting for dad to finish a drug deal.
Heels with jeans turned Casual Friday into Casual Sex With My Boss Friday
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