i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
I think I'm going to go home and read The Bible.
Life is so much better after having sex.
she's into porn, im staying here tonight
Almost accidentally stole a baby... explain later
We need to stop celebrating holidays that dont belong to us
sorry about having a shotput competition with your microwave, seemed like a good idea at the time
Am I really that high, or did I just spray febreeze outside ?
It's a 'fuck poison control' kind of night.
Vodka and cigarettes aside, my body is a temple.
Dude, I woke up with wet dollar bills in my boxers where did you take me???
I have the liquor shits and this time, it's personal.
Dude I bought a 300 dollar buffalo painting. I'm no longer allowed to take shrooms.
Sometimes self-care is taking a shot of vodka and moving on.
who gets drunk at chipotle by noon and then gets kicked out? this chick.
Randomize
