Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
I got her a Nickelback box set.
i'm waiting for the less fat version of him to text me
what made it akward was his girlfriends dog watching us have sex
so yeah i told her you were going to become a doctor and the first thing she said was "i still don't want to fuck him". i tried.
She handed me her tooth and asked me to hold it so she could swim.
Yeaaah. I'm kinda wary about that guy. Does he still have that taser that he found on the train?
We watched Jurassic Park and they made me drink every time they saw or named a dinosaur. Do you know how many dinosaurs live in Jurassic Park? Lots.
I am a 5'4" ball of sexual frustration and vodka. It is that kind of night.
Literally got mad at him this morning because we didn't have time to have sex for a third time. I think I'm getting greedy.
Go forth my friend, but don't do any of that fruitful and multiplying shit.
This is even better than the wine from my laundry basket
I AHVE A WINE BUCKETTTTTTT
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
just woke up and had to check if i still had pants on, i really need to stop drinking
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