She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
sometimes in life you just needs hand puppets
i found you on the dancefloor with your cell phone to your ear saying that you didn't like the music they played at the club so you were going to listen to your own
I picked her up for our first date on a fucking horse. Of course I got a BJ.
well now i know if i ever need to drive puke and talk on the phone at the same time i can
He fucked volume into my hair. It was amazing.
I just saw her take the entire bowl of lime wedges from the bar and pour them all in her purse, and now using the empty bowl as a hat. Waiting for security to come and throw her ass out.
All I wanted was a quiet evening to masturbate and eat cake and instead you ruined it by bringing girls over.
Hahah fuck. I keep looking to make sure that stupid line doesn't show up when my guards are down. Babies can sense fear.
I though us hooking up in the field was your way of saying you were an outdoors person
It's like a booty call, except its for tacos...and you're my brother.
I have to finish a biography for history and write a review on it so naturally I was like "getting high will make this more bearable" and now I'm basically inside the book at the revolutionary war with this guy.
People have been asking me if I'm going to the reunion lately. It occurs to me that everyone wants me there to feel that much better about themselves.
I kinda took a step back after our "surprise bottles night"
I’m mid 4sum and you’re sending me photos of your cat. We had very different evenings.
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