i freaking love being in a circle of guys. if i fart none of them suspect me.
there is beer in every square inch of this apartment and he hasn't even lived in it for 24 hours. we're playing some game that involves slamming beer, beer pong and smacking people's cups out of their hands.
There were penises being pulled out everywhere.
On a toatally unrelated note, I see music in my hair
I am sleeping in the bathtub because my bed is too soft.
So yeah he had good weed?
Full disclosure. I fucked the fatty from work and shit is weird now.
I'm on my way back with the wine... And a puppy. It was free.
Why do I always end up with closet ICP fans?
Ims textiofg thsi woht my noes bcuz my hansd aer stli handcuffde to teh bedfrme. Help me
she used her teeth again, but this time it was out of love
My Easter dress smells like alcohol, men, and bad decisions
I HAVENT HAD A NICE A NICE DICK SINCE FEBRUARY!! I WANNA KEEP THIS ONE!!!
Sorry you ended up in detox. It's not my fault you decided to walk downtown in only your underwater at 3am. I think the tequila took over.
U were so upset when the shower ruined ur nachos. I didn't kno what to do.
How you run into a glAss door three times in a row I do not know
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