So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
dude i've broken up a marriage, I think I can handle a simple engagement.
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
I was really stoned haha. I had sex with her while I cooked scrambled eggs.
She's planning a December wedding, I'm planning on a June breakup.
Well, now that you have a gf, its gonna be awkward when I get drunk and make out with you..... Then later, pretend like I don't remember.
so I am that guy with the red solo cup in class. someone has to step it up.
I HAVE to find her. I've got a pretty decent pic of her footprint on my headboard. Wonder if I can get one of the podiatry majors to help?
Just got shoved by an Elvis impersonator. Evidently it isn't cool to ask how much of a disappointment they are in the eyes of their parents.
How about we just fuck in random places all around campus, and skip the boring relationship part?
She picked me up from the bar in her underwear.
I have jizz, in my hair. I'm sitting in class with jizz. In. My. Hair. I need to make better life choices.
i black out too much to be "responsible"
It was only a blow job in his car. It's the same as giving a friend a back rub.
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