No its cool I don't even have to do anything he is rapping to one of the strippers. He is punishing himself enough.
her night didn't end so well, both of her boyfriends got arrested... together.
just spent $80 on an im sorry breakfast from mcdonalds for everyone sleeping in my apartment for being a drunkass and locking everyone out of the apartment at 2am.
He broke the bed, AND shit in the closet. What a way to lose his virginity. What a night.
I JUST SEARCHED GINGER COCK ON TUMBLR AND THEY'RE ALL REALLY WELL HUNG? I'M CRYING. IS THIS HOW GINGERS KEEP REPRODUCING?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
Instead of a fine and a few hours in jail he chose to get tasered, break his neck and shit his pants
His penis looked like how I would imagine Satan's pinky finger.
I vaguely remember us chasing shots by licking each other's faces last night. Our friendship has reached another level completely.
He could only go twice. I need a guy with more stamina and is less married
I'm going to sleep with this bank teller and I'm going to enjoy it, just try and stop me
Because that's what you do with poop. You expect the worst.
I'll meet you in hell with unlimited boxes of wine though
you gave me money for the cab and then walked home..
I don’t know what he is but he sure can suck a lollipop.
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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