It's not weird mascara. I just have puke crusted on my eyelashes.
For some reason I have a hard time believing getting drunk and recreating a movie about singing transvestites is ever very far from a situation you're in.
Cops came. Forced us to take the "Honk and We'll Drink" and the "Free Shots to Father's of Freshman Daughters" signs down. Before we did, someone honked and the cop said, "Aren't you gonna drink?" They then told us to move the party inside by ten.
She's going to get me a sippy cup for christmas. If I can't open it, I can't have any more to drink. Seem reasonable?
i also took my stockings off in the bathroom and blew my nose with them in the cab ride home. james was appalled
Just found out I called my mom at six in the morning to ask where the bong was. I win.
please tell me we weren't that bad as freshmen
i can't, we're worse now
Fuck. I have to get my shit together by lunch. Mission impossible.
It's getting harder and harder to find People to carry her home
She shouldn't drink
Just whatever you do, don't neglect the balls.
Blacked out and Irish exited last night. At dinner. On a Sunday.
But like, I don't remember getting hit with the door... I just come out from peeing and there was blood running down my face.
I can't believe I slept with a girl who has the words shucks in her vocabulary. I'm getting less picky by the day..
I lysoled the money\n(631): wrong text lmao
Any luck with the purse?
No, though I did find her weed. Also her sons name is King. I'm uncertain how I feel about that
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