I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
i think i have two assholes
elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
Took her home last night and it was like trying to put an oyster in a slot machine. I may have drank a little too much.
And this is weird.. I feel slightly less depressed after shitting myself.
....I found a picture of what appears to be the underneath side of the barstool (taken from the floor) and to top that, 9 pictures of the ceiling. Also, did I mention there's a picture with us posing with a pregnant lady at the bar?! WELP
Just walk straight and zig zag through cars tell you get to the road. That's where I am. Perpendicular to the doors do not make any turns
I kept petting the scarves and telling customers to "feel that shit"
Stop drinking at work.
I need to throw up and die. The order doesn't matter. I feel like shit
ripping the fire alarm off the wall probably seemed like a better idea last night than it really was.
OH FOR FUCKS SAKE! SOMEONE TOOK ME FOR A GODDAMN PROSTITUTE!! IM WEARING LEG WARMERS!!! THAT IS LIKE THE LEAST HOOKERISH THING TO WEAR!
There really needs to be a redbox for wine because I want some but too lazy to walk into a store
I'm hungover laying in my moms bed watching Space Jam.. Adult Life..
Can you not touch my dick while I'm holding a gecko?
We were high and the scary movies were scaring us too bad. Were all watching porn instead now
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