Wasted at the beach. Toasting underage, overdeveloped girls. God bless 'em.
your transformation into a slut upon entering college is like a shakespearian tragedy
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
I had to use the resin knife to take the staples out of my tax return forms. Tax returns and a search warrant?
i love how he claims to not know english but when i ask him to come over and fuck me he's all of a sudden fluent
I feel like I have streams of color and coldness wrapping around my body.
If there was a saddle on his sack, she would ride it.
It's end St Patricks day. I'm gonna need a leash. And a bib. And a rain check on anything considered dignifying.
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
Beer and tomahawks! Not gonna end well!
Can we just talk about how I wrote out all the stuff I had to do this week and for Thursday it says "drink and cry"? ...I don't remember putting that but it sounds like something I would do
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
Listen, you can either give me drugs or an orgasm. You decide.
it was like 6 shots in and he was automatically my type
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