Single schmingle. No one actually obeys the relationship boundaries these days. Its 2009.
just took my abortion antibiotic with my martini. i no longer wonder how i got into this situation.
I want something that's relevant to him banging her right after I did. Like "runner-up"
the laptop wouldn't balance on his lap. that's how well endowed he is.
She passed out in his mom's bed and when we went to go get her she went 'no its cool I live here'.
He wanted to feed hamburgers to the homeless... as a first date... who the fuck is this kid
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
I literally told her "she's a sandwich I'd like to make" and that's all it took
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
Found my underwear in a solo cup. That about sums up this weekend.
hi I'm Emily and I thoroughly enjoy getting minors hammered.. I'll start my AA intro just like that.
Can we both just take a day off just to have sex? Is that acceptable as an adult?
He found out about your side hoe and still helped you try to find a lizard that got in the house
You squatted and peed on the living room floor while maintaining eye contact with Sebastian
I dunno what to tell you sport. Short of having a shock collar on, you're gonna wanna hook up with people.
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