guess what. just found out I had mono. no wonder alcohol didn't taste good on nye
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
He has a chalkboard tally in his bathroom of "Me vs. Toilet". He's losing.
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
Found a Safeway Deli Sandwich in the shower this morning... Perhaps the 9th beer was unnecessary.
you're avoiding the subject, i want to know how you ended up at the strip club with the dog, fucker
Nope, can't do it. It's a snowball effect. Today, leggings as pants. Tomorrow, female hitler. Natural progression.
I'm developing all these feelings it's disgusting.
So, what my linguistics project should really be called is "I happen to sleep/makeout with a lot of bilinguals and am now using them to help me graduate"
im drinking out of a pineapple, so yea.
Sleeping with him wouldn't be considered hoeing out... It seems more like babysitting.
He was 6'5 and wearing a kilt, how could I not fuck him
I told him I was studying his body for art, so now I have to actually do a drawing of him to not look like a creep and so we can hook up again.
Hey, what's the French word for when you meet your boyfriend's friend and you have that gut feeling that you smoked pot naked in a hot tub with him at a house party years ago?
Divorce can be hard, but look on the bright side. Your soon to be ex raved about your dick and I’m great with hard things ;-)
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