She thought I was gay, so I told her I'd be more comfortable with anal. She agreed.
He just asked me if his big had a curved penis. Awkward? I think so.
the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
He used my blackberry to make a voice recording of me orgasming, then set it as my ringtone while I was sleeping. I discovered this during a staff meeting this morning.
lets be honest. she's not NEARLY as much fun to fb creep since she got out of rehab...
Dude you were sitting on a bench on the street with her for 45 minutes thinking you were on the bus
The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons.
I'm the brains and you're the boobs of this operation.
These pissing matches have to stop. They led to last night's scotch through the nose shots. I'll never smell again.
Bro, did you watch that scooby doo porn I sent to you?
We ended up debating which Food Network host would do best in porn.
the amount of chicks and firearms here is unnerving. this will end awesomely or at the morgue.
he just fluffed my hair and told me I had to dance with him because we were both gingers.
Fly, little bird! Repopulate the ginger race!
I'm trying to be sexual and you're sending me smashmouth lyrics
I just drunkenly emailed my feminist dissertation as a resignation letter for my call center job. What am I doing with my life!?
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