Homeslice needs to figure out he's so 2006
pretend to be my girlfriend and sign me up for tool academy
Signed everyone in my dorm up for free samples of astroglyde. Took me an hour. Happy new years!!!!!
omg. don't know how to spell his name, but hot new zealand guy's dick is magic
Petting the cat and listening to "you've got a friend". This is why I smoke weed. To make sense of situations like this.
My vibrator challenges you to a duel.
Lets go see if some hobos will give us a prostate massage for a 40 ounce.
You grinded on me in Jimmy johns to a madonna song.
I ate her out for so long I might actually shit a vagina
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
All I want to do is ice my pussy, but then my husband would probably infer that I was not at a business meeting last night.
You peed all over his floor and had a bottle popped in your ass when you passed out. Don't tell me I'm "still living in my college days"
If my drunken penis pic is ever to be forgiven id like to start over with all that
you should probably call the Bronx Zoo in the morning to formally apologize
its the right thing to do
If I look at him, he starts sobbing. Please come get him; he's scaring the cats.
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