forget your mom, you can see her anytime. A one night stand only happens ONE night.
why did i save someone in my phone as corn dildo?
I feel like our house is getting pulled over.
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
alright she left, finally time to fart up the room
And the cops told us we were all naked.
besides im still about 80% sure that im eskimo brothers with jerry springer
I'm back here naked if anyones wondering
I woke up with hair in my teeth and half his beard was missing.
Thing I said while arguing: I want to be single again so that I can have pizza and dick rained down upon me.
Pulling out all the stops on being a lady.
He could stay over, if you'd just ask.
Yeah. What am I supposed to say? "Oh, my couch is occupied, but my vagina's not"
I think my fortune cookie is telling me I give good blowjobs.
He invites me over for to adderall and chill. Academic Tuesday
You said you're gonna end your night with a six pack and awful erotica
Randomize
