College reaches a new low. We just carved a shot glass out of a potatoe.
you hand the children out the window. i'll pour the drinks.
Have you not heard of Jennifer's supreme lust for William Shatner? She wants to eat Taco Bell off of his love handles
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
Also I'm 95 percent positive we ate food naked together
I have to be home in time to watch my friend on that Lifetime show about having babies. And by friend, I mean the girl I had a lesbian experience with at a party 3 years ago.
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
I wish they could condense everything I needed, nutritionally speaking, into mike and ikes
Nope. Turns put my desperate group message for sex didn't work out.
Well you sent it to two guys who were roommates.
They could have rock paper scissored for it. My vagina = the prize.
Finally hooked up with her. She bought me tacos after because "she can do better in a bed". You're gonna be my best man.
you should never start the day with a boob text. It can only go downhill from there
I'm just wondering how Jon managed to get vomit ON THE CEILING?
I can't sleep. Send Llama pictures.
WEED BROWNIES! He put weed in my brownie mix! And he got it from YYYYOOOOUUUU!
Look at the bright side mom. After 20 years dad is still capable of surprising you!
Shut up Max.
It just so happens all of their names are Ryan, so I never have to change whose name I moan.
Randomize
