he thinks he's going to hurt your feelings
He can't hurt my feelings
I don't have feelings.
Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
she asked me what the final straw was. i had to tell her i caught him jerking off to digimon porn. i don't know what i'm more upset by, that he was masturbating to cartoons, or that he was masturbating to sub-par cartoons
Just made a Mimosa with Chardonnay and Emergen-C.
I'm too hungover to be in a fucking cow suit right now
You thought last year was bad... a guy dressed as a clown showed up with cocaine
Doctor just prescribed me 20mg Ritalin 3 times a day. It's becoming the "grain and oats" section of my food triangle.
you reached into a lemon drop to pull out a lemon of someone else's drink..
He used the phrase "no problemo" in a sext. It's over.
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
Lol I think I might have been a little aggressive last night there is a blue ass print from your jeans on my wall
I might be offended if you don't bang me tomorrow. You know, for America.
When are your genitals available?
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
you should just get a floor plan of your dorm and start checking off rooms.
Randomize
