can't wait for January to be Over so I don't have to see all the fat resolutionists working out.
oh yeah I know that guy. he's legit. slept in my closet a few times
I kept telling myself all night that it was completely okay for me to lose all sense of my morals because it was my birthday.
I think I've lost the thrill of being a slut. It's just that the newness has worn off, I think.
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
You missed me roundhouse kicking a lit glow stick out of a guy's mouth last night. You would have been proud.
Sometimes you get drunk and fall out of a car. I never said it was glamorous.
And before you knew it they were calling me the pussy usher or something like that
He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
It was like, once I started flashing you, I couldn't stop.
You were supposed to catch herpes, not feelings!!!
I need to stop challenging people to taking off clothes. I win too often
you're the only girl i know who can be too sick to walk to the kitchen and still have enough game to receive multiple orgasms
He said watch this and then went and tripped into a group of 40 year old women, now he's leaving the club with them.
I swear 2020 just keeps getting worse and worse
Randomize
