Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
No, don't worry. We're not going to get THAT arrested.
You're just mad at the fact that I want to be a car alarm.
i feel like everytime i say im going to quit drinking someone comes along with a better idea about drinking
i wanna pet his head its so fluffy. were gonna open a petting zoo
I feel like I need to get a restraining order against him but I'd probably be the one to break it.
some people spend their whole lives trying to find their soulmate. who knew mine was hiding in utah successfully balancing a pageant career and a coke habit.
I want what they have, but in the meantime I have a whole bottle of rum to which I'm quite devoted
Marshall is naming all the elements of my face. I love science nerds.
gorilla chasing a banana on crotch rockets. Halloween is getting way too real
Totally uneven. One tiny pussy lip that almost didn't exist and one giant lip that unfurled liked 5 different times half way down her leg and could have been used to hoist the mainsail on a pirate ship.
That freshman guy that keeps trying to hook up with me just saved someone's life ... Should I reconsider?
wish he had known he had poison ivy on his cock beforehand... Is calamine okay to put on your vag?..
Standing naked in my kitchen making nachos. I love my youth.
I'm eating an ice cream cone and pooping. Don't know how I'm gonna wipe.
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