This chick, for whatever reason, has serious "Leave your wife and kids and also break up her young marriage in order to frolick for a good 2 weeks before I realize that she's just like the rest of them and I made a huge mistake and ruined a lot of lives in the process" potential. It's SO INTRIGUING.
Life lesson #57: drinking whisky out of apples leads to threesomes.
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
SHE has hooked up with both me and my sister. I don't even know what to say. If she goes for my parents next I may have to kill her
After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
It ended with me crying and eating pizza in my closet.
Just so we're on the same page, we cannot have been the first people to have ever thought about shooting that guy with crossbow
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
the bar tender told me i could keep an air matress in the backroom.
I dont know, my roommate got arrested but I'm gunna get some tacos no matter what
6 margaritas later and free shots of tequila, i woke up with a fat lip and they said i blew my nose in a slice of bread
I still have beer shits from last weekend. Dying from dysentary is a real threat at this point.
He said he actually "met" me for the first time through a picture his housemate had of me, drunk and passed out in a pool of my own vomit, on the floor of his basement.
Ok, now help me add to my topless picture collection, i'm going to make myself a calendar
We had sex on the tiger blanket while I was wearing my Ukrainian shirt and my ass touched the Ukrainian flag. Happy 25th Ukraine!
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