you just stared at your feet and said some shit about the molecules dancing and how you had just solved physics.
I just paid $5 for a shot of el toro and the bartender wasn't even hot. Rock bottom.
After waking up today, I would like to find the Jesus preachers on campus to ask for help in asking for forgiveness to God.
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
Fuckbuddy couldn't meet, so she's trying to find a substitute to come fuck me. Best. Fuckbuddy. Ever.
The kid that passed out is still in the bathtub filled with ice and the empties
I miss the good ol' days when we would yell at strangers from your balcony while wearing our mexican ponchos in the middle of the day.
what ever happened to our old dealer?
there's a barbecue in the shower. I'd like to know who got this to fit inside perfectly. impressive
she puked ON me while she was on top, worst holiday hookup ever
stop calling me dude. finger blasting me officially kills you being able to call me dude.
But college guys get to crossfade so there's that
No idea what that is
Like getting bent? When you drink and smoke together...
I'm 30 stop using your cool kids words
I told him finishing at the same time would be a long-term project. Like flipping a house. A sexual house.
Her rack rivals that of the deer I shot last season. You need to get after that.
Next time I take edibles I'm getting chipotle to cater the event
Dude she literally licked him. He was covered in cheese and in her high state what else was she gonna do?
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