Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
Also, just grabbed a bunch of "tuxedo black" condoms. formal, anyone?
I think its only fitting my first purchase with my student loan is a glass pipe? I think ill name it 'Subsidized'
Also you were throwing your phone yelling this is durable as shit
i understand why you think this is a bad idea but its happening so buckle up an get your whiskey
This is to remind you the pizza is in the dishwasher birthday boy eat it before it goes on
Maybe STDs were invented to keep stupid people from having kids.
tell your freshman friends. will trade sexual favors for swipes. ive got dinner tomorrow open and lunch on wed
It took me 3 tries to get up the front steps. They kept me motivated by waving taco bell just out of my reach. Surprisingly effective.
If you can count on one hand the number of times you have actually, truly nearly died this month, then you are not really living yet.
look in the field by the highway and see if there is a high heel there. Or some Taco Bell bags.
eating on the run again ?
I should send him a pic of my crotch with the caption "thanks for the memories"
I washed my sheets. I did out of respect for my previous and current sexual partners.
My whole life is a joke
Yeah. I’m starting to see why you drink so much.
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